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Sad that I don't even know when it's on.  Saturday Night, duh.  Let me check...

11:30 / 10:30 pm           hmmm...

Salma Hayek is hosting, by the way

Oh I'm so glad I didn't have to rehearse all week like the cast does.  I'm going to rock... maybe? probably?

But I did have to rehearse for the Versace skit.  hahahaha... I love the Versace skit - Maya Rudolph is hilarious, darling.

I really don't feel like warming up before.

What a laugh.  I'm on E! Online's top 30 most outrageous people.  It's lame - I rank 30th, whoopee, go me.  The only reason I got it is because they thought they'd include somebody who is brave enough to show a little skin.  Pink's in there too, I think it's funny.

Oh I am spending WAY too much time online.  I mean, I was supposed to go on the Sin radio network and do some sort of interview for me and Justin's tour but I forgot because I was in my pajamas all day looking up stuff about myself.  It's funny how people devote so many hours to hate sites about me, and the information they have is mostly wrong.  It's just a cheap shot at making fun of a celebrity.

I mean, I got flak just because I did that duet with Ricky Martin.  Everyone was like "Oh dude, doesn't she KNOW that he's gay?"  Well first of all, people take this thing with his sexuality so far.  You know why he's NOT declaring his sexuality?  Because he doesn't want to stigmatize gays.  And whose business is it, anyway?

I'm like, getting sick of these pictures on my site.  I really wanna just tell them, take the one that looks like I have a black eye out.  This one's cute, though:

I'm really excited about new photo shoots for the tour because I want to change the, you know, impression.  I'm experimenting with black now.

Mindy from PR told me that J. Lo got a hate letter in that section of Cosmogirl because she was on the cover of Februray.  GREAT!!!  Even J. Lo gets dissed... I did it in good faith that they'd make me out to be the person that I really am.  I think they did a good job, I mean, I didn't see the finished thing but I saw their templates laid out and It looked nice.  Plus I was satisfied with the interview, which is like, Wow!  Because I remember a certain SOMEONE who painted me out to be this big ditz.  I hate that.

Although my face kind of looked fat on the second set of plates.  I hope they didn't use the one where I blocked a letter on my tee, because then it'd look like my shirt said "hippo" which it did not!

Haha, Tara's right this does help to let it all out.  And it's my first thingee.  Whoo!  I am going and going...

I usually have no say in the opener, but I really want to have this one girl for the later tour dates, like later in July.  She's really good, and she rocks!  Not like that one girl Avril who can't even play guitar... ick!

la la la... oh yeah I love my Xtina tat but have no occasion to show it.  Ele was like, go short!  But I couldn't part with my hair.  I like it long, I'm sick of the whole Genie in A Bottle image.  It was just so fake and souless.

Shit.  I have to go.  It's been fun to spill my guts out!!! Watch me not have another entry for like, months. oh well, it's not like anyone's going to read this since I haven't told anyone, especially not that ridiculous club thing on the internet.  Maybe I'll make a note of it to mama, she'll see it that it doesn't get too... dolled up and you know how the people from PR like to take over everything.  Maybe  you don't.